Home » Opinion » Komment by Kurl

Komment by Kurl

Komment by Kurl

Ex-local lad Brad Maclean isn’t doing a lot of stand-up comedy lately, although he can still be seen on YouTube. Brad is living way up north and is usually assisted by good mate and another former local in Dave Henderson, “the cat whisperer”. Brad now spends the majority of his time fishing.

*****

Speaking of Dave “Moose” Henderson, I have found out that a couple of years ago he moved to Mt Isa and bought himself a fully gas-operated car. Turns out that there was no station in Mt Isa where he could fill up. No-one had gas.

Not Moose’s finest hour, but he is always looking to save the environment.

*****

Spotted driving Robbo’s Mobile Windscreens ute the other day was Robbo’s lovely wife Wendy.

The obvious assumption is that Robbo is getting Wendy to go out on site and do a windscreen or two. Good on you Wendy.

*****

There were a few more people on the roads last week as the restrictions have been eased a bit.

Those out and about would have noticed some pretty good looking crops on their travels.

*****

With there being no football this season, I was just wondering if anyone had seen Horace Pay? He usually only comes out during footy season. The rest of the time he’s flat out at the farm. Bet he missed the game, but he would have been too busy anyway.

*****

Doing the rounds last week I happened to see Billy Hollard doing not a lot at Matesy’s in Koondrook. He was keen to talk cricket. Turns out he started playing at about 12 years old, against some of the greats from the Barham/Koondrook competition.

Playing a bit of the old Nethercote Shield, Billy often opened the innings and believes that Lindsay Hein was probably the fastest he faced, although there were a couple from Cohuna who were also pretty quick. The name Peace comes to mind.

*****

Driving around out the front of Tunna Roberts’ place and there was a lounge suite with a sign that said Free on it. Wonder what happened to the other two.

*****

Bowling enthusiasts can play social bowls at the Kerang Bowling Club as they are opening on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday evenings, 5 to 8pm. There is no competition, but two people can turn up, pay $5 each to play and grab refreshments. Inside the club can cater for 10 people in each area and the bar will be open.

*****

One or two places around town are back to full-time working hours now that Covid restrictions have eased a bit. Others have remained at restricted hours, happy to use JobKeeper as the wage supplement. I’m sure all businesses would be wondering how things will be once we are back to normal. We will get there, the only question is when.

*****

My horticultural spy tells me the Jasmine is flowering. They say it’s very good for depression. No, it doesn’t give you depression. The smell wards against it.

*****

With the AFL footy finals under way, there are a few talking about local footy for 2021.

Apparently there are a few teams recruiting very well, while others might have a few leaving. Kerang have done well with an A grader or two, Cohuna got back some locals for the 2020 season, and the word is they are staying for 2021 with one or two more signed on. In the Heathcote District League, Leitchville-Gunny has apparently picked up a few.

Macorna’s coach for 2020, Jaydon Stiles, would be looking forward to the 2021 season also.

*****

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected?

Digital Editions


  • Police search for missing males

    Police search for missing males

    POLICE are appealing for public assistance in locating two missing males. Fourteen-year-old Byron was last seen in Swan Hill on 24 February. He is known…

More News

  • Compulsory access looms

    Compulsory access looms

    The state government has passed legislation enabling the compulsory acquisition of land along the VNI West transmission line route, intensifying efforts to keep the project on schedule. The fast-tracked legislation…

  • Strength on show at women’s day breakfast

    Strength on show at women’s day breakfast

    AROUND 100 people attended the International Women’s Day breakfast at The Glasshouse, where this year’s theme Balance the Scales was on full display. The event was hosted by Gannawarra Shire…

  • Push for more female councillors

    Push for more female councillors

    THE Gannawarra Shire’s only female councillor has made a push for more women to seek election to local government. Speaking to a packed room at an International Women’s Day event…

  • Raiders redemption

    Raiders redemption

    Barham-Koondrook have claimed redemption in dramatic fashion, edging out RSL in a thrilling finish to secure their first SHDCA A grade premiership on Saturday afternoon. In a match that went…

  • Record year for agriculture

    Record year for agriculture

    AUSTRALIAN agriculture is set to reach a record $101.4 billion in gross production value in 2025-26 before easing in 2026-27, with both prices and output expected to soften. ABARES is…

  • Race to replace Ley is on

    Race to replace Ley is on

    IT’S shaping up to be at least a five-way race in the Farrer by-election, with residents in the southern New South Wales federal seat to head to the polls in…

  • Cohuna Show set for massive return

    Cohuna Show set for massive return

    THE 112th annual Cohuna Show is set to return this weekend, with an action-packed program to cater for all ages and interests. The two-day event kicks off at 4pm on…

  • Watersports with a view

    Watersports with a view

    Lake Charm is a watersport playground and host to numerous boating and skiing events each year. Located 20km north of Kerang it is a popular destination for water skiing, boating,…

  • Support for resilience

    Support for resilience

    LOCAL Mallee leaders and not-for-profit organisations will have the chance to learn how a government grant program could help build drought resilience. The Community Impact Program grant is designed to…

  • Fifteen day luxury Bayous, Blues and Bluegrass cruise

    Fifteen day luxury Bayous, Blues and Bluegrass cruise

    Imagine sailing down the Mississippi and the Ohio Rivers for 16 days taking in the sights of colourful New Orlean, musical Memphis and lovely Louisville. Viking have announced their new…